Necropants – Your Gateway to Financial Freedom
A buddy of mine was chatting with her friends about the new Hobbit movie, when one of them, in a hilarious slip of the tongue, called Necromancers “Necropantsers
Bad Boy Elf On A Shelf
When I was a child, I had an elf. He’s pretty cute, but when you’re six, he’s not so cute. Something about those eyes, that strange protuberance of a nose, that maniacal grin just sent shivers down my spine. He had a music box in his torso. Wind the key sticking painfully from his back, and […]
Seniors Gone Wild
HERE I did a rather depressing blog post about the decline of sexual desire in middle aged women, and the contributing factors. But never fear! Sexual desire and frequency is rebounding in elder women. Everyone has heard the anecdotes of STD’s rampant in nursing homes, of infidelity among the retirement communities. That may be an […]
Over the Hill? Sexual Desire in Middle Aged Women
As much as I hate to spread the news, studies show that sexual desire negatively correlates with age in women. Also in length of relationship. For those readers who don’t get all hot and bothered over a multivariate regression analysis, that means the older a woman gets, the less she wants sex. And the longer […]
Krampus: The “Other
Sweetie is ruing the day he turned me on to Krampus. Never has a demon so set my heart afire. Forget cookies and milk, this holiday season I’m setting out the bullwhip and a shot of vodka for my new bestie. Krampus, baby, you are welcome in my house. For those of you who don’t […]