I’ve got three good bits-o-fun to review this week, each with very different styles.  Erotic fiction time!

The XXX Files Episode 1 – Lexi Maxxwell

This book is as brash and crude as a Bumpit blond with a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and an unfiltered Camel in the other.  And by that I mean it is a whole lotta fun.  The XXX Files is a parody in the style of X-files filled with wink-wink, nudge-nudge graphic humor. Agent Hammer and Agent Grayson are part of the Federal Paranormal Sex Crimes division.  It’s not the most respected job in federal law enforcement, but investigating alien orgies and randy Bigfoot sightings has its perks.  In this episode, the two are investigating an apparent orgy gone bad, only to find themselves frustrated by the secretive bio company that one of the victims worked for.  As Agent Hammer breaks all the rules and goes cowboy, he finds himself in deep (pun intended).  Will the two catch the perps before more die with a smile on their face?  This book is part one of a serial, so it leaves you with a cliff-hanger.  More than liked it: Three and a half stars.  Not a sensual novel, but very entertaining.

How I Became a Sexy C#^ $!^& – Trinity Jane

Nope.  Still can’t type the title, LOL.

This short story is a little chopped off at the end and has a slightly awkward lead-in, but the incredible sex scenes make up for it.  Samantha is a waitress, until John comes in and places more than a sandwich order.  If you fantasize about a sugar daddy calling all the shots, if you enjoy a good submission scene, this one is for you.  I particularly liked Samantha’s indecision about how to handle John’s “order