During a wine-assisted evening, I seem to have mistakenly bought three ginormous red rubber devil duckies – filled with strawberry scented bubble bath.
I’m sure you can imagine my face opening that Amazon box! These suckers are huge. And I have three of them. This was what I was supposed to get:
Instead of three little red rubber duckies, I got these bread-loaf sized monsters. I can’t even find them on Amazon. Clearly some warehouse guy had a wicked sense of hump-day humor. They’re cool, so I’m not returning them. Instead I’m going to send them to three lucky ducks. I mean demons.
I’ll draw three names from among my Debra’s Demons on Friday, September 5th, and those lucky three imps will get themselves a giant rubber devil duck filled with bubble bath.
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Don’t delay, because Friday the 5th these big-ass ducks are going to fly away to their new home – which could be yours!
debradunbar
Oh Bone – I mean BOOMER, would make short work of those!
I’m putting together some raffle baskets, and wanted to add them in. These are way too huge and heavy for that purpose, so they’re going out to my demons!
Leiah
That is too funny! Now, I have to wonder what you were buying the rubber duckies for, hummm? A little Hell Hound chew toy, maybe? (*Grin*)